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Y'all like my new makeup bag?

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so many people on tiktok want to be sailor j. they will never be sailor j.

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https://youtu.be/7WOCSD-Zgpc

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This is Sailor J. She said "I am not a mouthpiece, everybody who likes what I have to say has all the power in them to say exactly what the fuck I said."

This reminds me of a quote I seen from someone and (I'm sorry but I don't remember who) that says 'if there is a story you want to read but it's not yet written, then you must be the one to write it'

Yes and TRULY because you have all the power and all the potential, take this inspiration and let it guide you through your journey on whatever you want to do ♥️

Found this video because I was wondering where that line "if the men find out we can shapeshift" came from & then I came across this vid from NOS4A2. (I heard nosferatu lol) Didn't even know WHAT she was going to talk about, honestly thought it was her doing stand up which is ironic because I rarely watch stand up, but I'm glad I checked this out because she's spitting some real shit, her words are fucking empowering and I absolutely needed to hear this, yes she's funny but she's very real too about some injustices that have gone on for far too long.

I now instantly love her ♥️♥️♥️

😂😂😂

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I dunno if this is gonna work because it might exceed the size limit but I couldn't find a good gif of this moment so I made one

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If you have not seen this video. Stop what you're doing and watch it.

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Why is Grell's height so confusing. How is miss girl 175 cms + 12 cms of high heels STILL SHORTER than William who is 182 cms

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I'm sorry I couldn't get this out of my head xD

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Sailor J on YouTube is sublime

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A fun trick:

The day after you have to call out sick from work, don't wear any makeup. Dudes will think you're dying.

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Clothes and hair length swap... oh NO I love it

also TC&TS plot basically? Who knows

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Picture this on a makeup bag 💄

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i gotta watch the contouring video to recover

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I AM IN LOVE

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Something about Phoebe Dynevor's clavicle makes me so so gay. I just see a woman's collarbone and I McFucking LOSE IT. I'm like "You have to be my wife. RIGHT NOW."

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I know understand why men wanted women to wear head to toe attire. I see a clavicle and I just wanna commit lots of sins right then....

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if the cis-people find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church

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You ever want to do your makeup to look like a man heres what you want to do.

Step 1

Get rid of the arch in your eyebrows, fill it in mens brows are thick and full of repressed emotion.

Step 2

Put some foundation over your lips, what do you need lips for? Expressing your feelings? No.

Step 3

So much grey eyeshadow to give yourself a five o'clock shadow, remember to bring it down to your neck otherwise it won't look right, and instead of doing it to the line of your cheek bones do it to the bit of hair you have next to your ear.

Step 4

Realize you look like your father. That feeling you have now? Repress it. Thats how you get the right facial expression. Clench your jaw.

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Watch "Contouring 101 - Sailor J" on YouTube

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If you haven't seen this I had to share this for her comment about the church being called

🤣🤣🤣

@hello-robin-goodfellow @parxsisburnixg

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Davos: You need to find a hobby.

Jon: I have a hobby.

Davos: Threatening men who like Sansa isn't a hobby, you know.

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Let Hazel give you a M A K E O V E R || Accepting!!!

"Alrighty now, let's see what we're workin' with."

He gathers her hair away from her face and frowns thoughtfully as he studies her in the mirror. Nice complexion, pretty pink lips, lovely green eyes... well, she'd given him an adequate foundation to build on, certainly.

Hazel plopped his bag down on the counter with a heavy thud, unzipping it and sifting through the contents. He didn't have a great deal with him, just a few essentials--primer, foundations, concealers, a few favored palettes of eyeshadow, a series of neutral lipsticks and glosses, blushes, of course a whole pack of things for his eyebrows, mascara, a contour kit, a few highlighters he knew from experience made him look downright radiant under the church lights... just a few things. The basics.

Had to look presentable for mass, after all.

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"Our skin tones ain't too far off--reckon my foundation'll work."

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